Kids provide such wonderful comic relief. Here are a few recent gems from Ezra:
In the bathtub
Ezra: Watch my trick!
Brad: Wow! Are you a dolphin?
Ezra: No, I’m a boy!
Brad: Are you a shark?
Ezra: No, I am a boy!
Brad: Are you sure? How do you know?
Ezra: Look at my balls! I have balls! I’m a boy!
Brad: Ezra, stop freaking out. It’s time to go bye bye.
Ezra: I’m not freaking out! I’m freaking in!
Brad: Are you done going potty?
Ezra: No, my bum is still downloading.
At IHOP doing the potty dance
Brad: Ezra, do you need to go to the bathroom?
Ezra: No. My bum is closed. I shut it down.
Brad: Come on. Let’s go potty.
Ezra: I don’t need to poop, Daddy. I turned my bum off.
Apparently he’s part robot.
Have a nice weekend!